Jezzibelle here! I've starred the ones that I've personally done! (Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing...^_-)
..you see the above statement and hit the "Back" button on your server because you believe there is no such thing as too much Sailor Moon.
..you know the wacko who created this site.*(Duh! ^_-)
..you publicly admit to knowing the wacko who created this site.*
..you are on this site to begin with.*
..you own all of the movies, have taped every episode ( both japanese and english), own all the mangas, and own all the Sailor Moon merchandise known to man.
..you haven't done the above, but you seriously consider doing it!
..you Email-Me your ideas for this YKYWTMSMW List!
..you know more about Sailor Moon than Naoko Takeuchi!
..you walk away from your friends backward because you want to never turn your back on a friend.
..you claim to only have taped your favorite Sailor Moon episodes, but you have 6 full tapes of Sailor Moon!
..you feel your meaning in life is to fight evil by moonlight and win love by daylight.
..your bedroom walls are no longer visible because of your Sailor Moon pictures and drawings.
..you've finally achieved a higher IQ than Ami! No, not in school.......in Sailor Moon trivia!
..you shaved off all of your cat's fur on it's face in hopes of finding a cresent moon on it's forehead.
..your convinced that the guy across the street is Tuxedo Mask. Now, if you could only get a date...
..you send that guy across the street a dozen roses so you can rest assured that when the time comes, he will be able to save you from the Negaverse.
..reading this list ups your self-esteem because of all the things you've accomplished off of it!
..you dye your hair blue and cut it short so you can be like Ami.
..you let your hair grow out, dye your hair black, and then rinse it with grape Koolade to look more like Rei..
..you then dye your hair brown and put it in a ponytail to look more like Lita..
..you finally dye your hair blond and put a red bow in it to look like Mina..
..you take your now blond hair, put long extensions on it, and put it up like Serena's!
..you drive yourself crazy looking like Serena and decide Rini's hair-do is much cooler.
..you want to BE a sailor senshi!*(^_^ And who doesn't?)
..your one of those diehard moonies that already believe that they ARE a sailor senshi!*
..your VCR attacks in the middle of the night screaming for it's Sailor Moon fix.
..your friend reads the above statment and says "That's impossible!" meaning the VCR attacking and you say "Yeah! me going without Sailor Moon for a day! Yeah Right!"
..your teacher complains about your low score on a math's quiz you say "At least I'm doing better than Serena!"
..you get sent to the principle's office for shouting out Moon Prism Power! in class and by the time you come out, the principal is a Moonie too!
..you yell out "Moon Crystal Power, Make-Up!" and expect to get a perfect manicure!
..you go up to a girl at your school called Amy and say to her "I know who you really are!" And she just thinks your insane!
..you have soooooo much Sailor Moon merchandice that Bandi buys stock off you!
..you get a black cat for Christmas and scream at it "I'm Serena and I know you're Luna so, GIVE ME MY BROOCH!"
..you sue Bandi for selling you one of their "transformation sticks",claiming "THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING! IT DOESN'T WORK!"
..you talk about it at school with your best friend nicknamed Bunny*
..you watch it as soon as you get home then talk about it till late at night on the internet*
..you can draw all the pics from the manga free hand
..you tell all your friends to call you Chibi and your friend Bunny
..you make a website that is full of Sailor Moon stuff* (Oops again!)
..you can recite the entire Sailor Moon R, S, and SS movies in Japanese even though you live in the U.S.
..your watercolor Sailor Moon pictures now become your new wallpaper.
..you plan to be Sailor Moon or another Sailor Senshi for Halloween*
..you actually carry out the above
..you dress up like Sailor Moon or another Sailor Senshi even though it is not Halloween!*
..you have created your own Sailor Moon character and have given her a real name, powers, etc.*
..you write Sailor Moon fan fiction all the time about your own Sailor Senshi.*
..you have drawn out tranformation scenes and attack scenes for your above mentioned fan fiction character*
..you dream about you and your friends being Sailor Senshi and saving your school from evil gremlins, but your principle suspends you for short skirts.
..you try to phone Sailor Pluto to ask her to take you back to the time of the dinosaurs.
..an obsession with Sailor Moon is taking over your life*
..you've memorized the transformation scenes yourself and love to act them out to your favorite music*
..you spend all your money on a gold brooch and demand it have a crescent moon shape engraved on it.
..you accidentally call your kitten "Diana"
..you're detirmined to name your two new black girl cat and white boy cat Artimus and Luna.
..your Siberian Husky is named Hotaru
..you dye your six-year-old daughter's long hair pink and tye it up right so she'll look like Chib-Usa
..you even have a Sailor Moon binkie
..in school you're turning and swirling your pencil like Sailor Moon with the Moon Sceptre when you should be listening to the teacher.
..you try to convince your Intro to Foriegn Language Teacher to teach Japanese so you don't have to wait for the Star anime or manga to come out.
..you stake out at your nearest arcade to watch for guys in tuxedos, then throw your shoe or test at him.
..you sell your soul to the devil so you can be Sailor Moon
..you can sing the Sailor Moon theme song in English & Japanese*
..you also know every word to every other song from both the Japanese AND English dubs, despite having no clue what the Japanese lyrics mean...
..you know what color underwear each senshi wears... ^_^;;;
..you know what color underwear *Mamoru* wears... O_o
..you quote Sailor Moon in your sleep...
..you and your friends can act out every scene from every episode...quite vividly...
..you get tossed in the loony-bin for attacking a robber with a plastic stick and a discus...
..alternatively, you get tossed in the loony-bin for talking to cats...
..you yell at your gym teacher for not saying "Moon Tiara Magic" when they throw a frisbee
..you stand in the rain and yell "Jupiter Thunder Crash" to see what will happen.
..you are convinced your ex-boyfriend is from the Negaverse.
..you will not respond to any name other than "Neo-Queen Serenity"
..you have named all of your friends after sailor scouts and call them by those names in public* (You know who you are ^_-)
..you use these lists as a check list
..you stare at a fire for hours trying to "read" it like Rei does.
..you dyed your white kitten purple so it looks like Diana
..you think all of the teachers who don't like you are from the Negaverse
..you sing Sailor Moon songs in your sleep
..your hair is always up in odangos
..you paint your basketball black and make it look like Luna P
..you have your own Transformation Pen
..you have a Moon Wand which you use to heal people you like & turn people you don't like into "Moon Dust"
..you have a Sailor Moon costume which you wear all the time
..you think you and your boyfriend are just like Serena & Darien which means you are destined to be together FOREVER
..you have seen every episode of Sailor Moon so many times you know all of the characters lines*
..you and your friends have started a Sailor Moon After School Club.
..you spend every penny you recieve on Sailor Moon merchandise but you always have to buy more until you practically own Naoko.
..you spend hours reading the TV guide cause you never know when they'll show a Sailor Moon marathon.
..whenever you see the color pink, you cringe not because you think it's a kid's color but because it belongs to Chibi-usa. (Chibi-usa lovers please don't kill me! Jezzibelle didn't write this one!)
..all your conversations end up about Sailor Moon.*
..you get grounded for going outside at 1AM on a school night cause you were studying the Moon in hopes of finding remnanents of the Moon Kingdom.
..you fail your test on the solar system because on it you've put all the names, powers, personalities, ect.,of all the sailor senshi in addition to writing down their planet.
..you run out of ink in your printer 2 times a week cause you print practically every picture you find on the internet in color.
..you name all of your pets after the senshi and knights.
..you take you pets from above and have them act out scenes from the show.
..you believe that all dubbed Sailor Moon is evil, despite the fact that you wouldn't have known of the show if dub didn't exist.*
..you can get people obsessed with Sailor Moon even though they have never seen the show!*
..you suggest Sailor Moon for your annual school play.
..you start having dreams that you're Sailor Moon or another Sailor Senshi and are destroying the Negaverse.*
..you start acting out these dreams in your sleep
..you act out these dreams when you're not asleep!
..you buy a round, clear crystal at the mall and since you're convinced that it's real, you shout out "Moon Crystal Power, Make-Up!!" in front of everyone in the store!
..you try to teach your cat to flip on the trampoline so you can get a Luna Disguise Pen.
..you run around the house stark naked yelling "(insert favorite senshi's planet here) Planet Power!" in hopes of transforming.
..you ask NASA if there is a planet Nemisis.
..you ask NASA to destroy planet Nemisis, even though they insist that one doesn't exist!
..you tell your friend that you had since you were little, " Listen Fiore, I am not going to work for you or Kisenian!", and the next thing you know, your friend has abandoned you.
..you have so many Sailor Moon pictures you could open your own public museum!
..you walk up to a girl who is named Mina and say," Is your cat's name Artimus? Did you know that their is a video game named after you Sailor V?", and during this time, you didn't notice her cell phone was out,and the next thing you know, some guys in white are carrying you away.
..you managed to get your Grandparents hooked on Sailor Moon!
...your favorites list has Sailor Moon and only Sailor Moon sites on it
..the a fore mentioned favorites list takes up the whole screen.
..you make and sell good luck charms in hopes of seeing a really hot guy who looks like Jedite.
..you can shut your friends up just by threatening to talk about Sailor Moon.
..every time Sailor Moon gets a new wand you run outside and make one out of a stick, and you are never seen without your "wands".
..your friends are ready to kill you if you mention anything of Japanese origin.
..you can speak Japanese even though it was never taught to you.
..you sign your E-mail with the name of a Sailor, fictional or otherwise. *
..you use the morals of the Sailor Moon series as the topic of your English essay for the final exam.
..you use the morals of the Sailor Moon series as the topic for every English essay you write!
..people say that you are obsessed with Sailor Moon and you take it as a compliment.*
..you actually tell people that you are obsessed with Sailor Moon.*
..you tell people you are obsessed with Sailor Moon and you're a boy!
..you call your mother Ikkuko-mama or Queen Serenity.
..your Mom starts humming or singing the songs to your Sailormoon CD.
..you taught yourself how to play "Three O'clock Fairy" on your recorder from 3rd Grade.*
